Seal up your noggin from waterborne nasties and flooded sinuses with the Nose & Plug set. Keeping your head bunged up improves bonce buoyancy by up to 0.03% .*

The silicone ear plugs are tree-shaped to fit a range of ear sizes, from tiny tabs to massive lugs, and the polycarbonate nose clip stretches to fit over your hooter. We’ve included a plastic case so you can store them hygienically.

*No proven scientific evidence exists to support this claim, only anecdotal evidence of Alp-testers plunging their heads into buckets.